Okay, so today Steve Bannon spoke at CPAC and reassured everybody that everything is hunky dory at the White House. Really. Seriously. Just fine. Fit as a fiddle.
Bannon, along with White House chief of staff Reince Priebus, spoke Thursday at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in their latest attempt to dispel notions that they are combative rivals fighting for power in the West Wing.
“I can run a little hot,” Bannon said. “The only way this thing works is that Reince is very steady.”
Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.
Are you telling me that the only thing standing between me and total nuclear Armageddon is Reinse Priebus?
We’re gonna all die.
